ohioisonfiire:

I’ve met some pricks in my time but you are the fucking cactus.

(via userbar)

lizclimo:

good thinkin

(via shouldnt)

tiddiemeat420:

wait

(Source: drakemoji, via gnarly)

soufflesandbowties:

50% of my jokes are self deprecating and 50% are self congratulatory like i’ll say “wow its hot in here…. just like me” and 5 seconds later point at a trash can and say “me”

(via sorry)

untexting:

some people’s selfie game is so strong that makes me feel uncomfortable

(via shouldnt)

hovvell:

im just filled with hate and useless facts 

(via userbar)

hangingoutwithdogs:

and we’re back.

(via catkush)

  • *throws tissue into trash can from two feet away*
  • me: BALLIN
  • me: BALL IS LIFE
  • me: BASKETBALL NEVER SLEEPS
  • me: KOBE TELL ME HOW MY ASS TASTES